Facebook’s bitch
This buying and selling of friends is so very sick.
I LOVE it.
And damned if I don’t get all territorial over friends for the nickname rights (uhh, that’s MY Sexybutt thank you very much). I think a relapse into the addiction that is Facebook is creeping back into my life, so help me God Buddha. To be honest, when Facebook first opened up to all these 3rd party applications, I got so freakin’ annoyed by the build-up request of triple-digit magnitude for all sorts of wacky things. Overdosed, I completely shut it out. Preferring to keep things to a minimum (so, you know, people can actually find my Wall in a timely fashion), I only have 2 applications: graffiti and glassbooth.
Oh, wait—
…and Friends for Sale, of course.
I thought it was as stupid as it sounded, why the hell would I want to own my friends and bombard them with the very same application invites I so detest to get more fake money to buy even more friends?!?!?!
But apparently I do. Very much so.
Because deep down inside (right beside the Jane Austen/Disney Romantic), I’m a seriously Competitive Bitch who gets high off of smack talk. Yeah, the part of me that has been conditioned to second nature ever since I was 8 and fell in love double-teaming with my dad in pick-up basketball.
Now you’ll have to excuse me as I unceremoniously end this here for it’s been almost 4 hrs since my last login and I need to get my next $2,000 ka-ching!…you see, I’m saving up to buy one of my favorite male professors (a currently unaffordable $102,650 that got me hooked into this whole terrible time-waster Friends-for-Sale thing in the first place!).
You can Facebook me, here.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
i am definitely addicted to facebook as well. granted i had never heard of the friends for sale app, now i may have to check it out, haha.
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March 27th, 2008 at 1:33 am
I am already addicted to “Owned” on Facebook so there’s no way I can allow myself to get addicted to “Friends for Sale” as well!
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Really? Friends for sale?
When there’s pseudo-money involved, I tend to get a little skeptical.
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March 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
“I’m a seriously Competitive Bitch who gets high off of smack talk.”
Best quote I have read in a long time!
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March 27th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
*Refer to comment I made during the car ride*
I know it was something insanely funny and witty that we both had a good laugh over.
I just wish I could remember what it was.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I’ve got a couple of my students on my Facebook friends list and one of them tried to get me hooked on the Friends for sale app, but I didn’t have the time to check what it’s all about. I don’t think I would have been that expensive though
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March 28th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
wait, what? how did i miss this new facebook application? going to investigate…
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March 30th, 2008 at 8:11 am
I added you! I don’t go on Facebook too much, specifically because I don’t like to spam my (very low number of) friends with several hundred application additions and because I’m afraid I will become severely addicted.
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April 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am
Yes, but can I buy a friend on eBay? I know you can buy a penpal, but what about a friend?
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:52 am
This is sooo funny! My friends got me into the friends for sale thing. I couldn’t really keep up but they are crazy addicted to it!
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April 2nd, 2008 at 7:21 am
I have never facebooked or bought or sold friends. Aren’t I better than everyone else? Of course, there is the little matter of my blog…
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April 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 am
I never ever quite got into FB and still haven’t done so but sometimes those applications really are quite funny. I know my friends certainly enjoy it. And they tell me they’re so busy at work…
Haven’t been here for awhile, kinda like this design more really
YC